What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
