oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Randomize
