I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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