Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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