I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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