I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
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Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
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Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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