True but thats because hes a fetus.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
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You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
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She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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