is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
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it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
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the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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