The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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