But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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