Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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