Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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