so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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