well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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