DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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