no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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