after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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