People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
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well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
We left an ass print on the piano.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
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You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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