I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
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American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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