We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I wish I only lived at night.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
sarcasm needs its own font
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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