apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
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The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
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Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.