So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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