His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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