CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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