I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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