Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
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Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
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you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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