In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
