Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
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