there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
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Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
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