just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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