You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
