just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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