My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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