that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
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she told me i tasted like america
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
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How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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