I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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