Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
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You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
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Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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