Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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