what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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