There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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