Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
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All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
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THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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