have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
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Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
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It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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