you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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