Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
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The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
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Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I don't deserve a penis
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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