At least make sure they are 18
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Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
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His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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