did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
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I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
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So I just went to clothing optional bar
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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