It's Friday. Sex?
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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