Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
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And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
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soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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