Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
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I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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