I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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