it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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