Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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