we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
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Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
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I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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