okay pat passed out under dana's car
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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