yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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