i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
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closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
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We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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