Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
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you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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