Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
