You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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